Twisted Tower Weapons: Complete Official Toy Arsenal

Twisted Tower turns familiar shooter roles into carnival toys. Official descriptions name seven weapons, ranging from a close-range mallet to a long-range slingshot and science-fiction ray gun.

What weapons are officially named?

Weapon	What the official name suggests
Whack-a-mole mallet	A melee option for close-range encounters
Rubber-band pistol	A compact ranged weapon
Dart-throwing Tommy Gun	Rapid-fire dart weaponry
Farting shotgun	A shotgun-style close-range tool
Bubblegum-spitting chain-gun	Sustained rapid fire
Sniper slingshot	A precision, long-range option
Skull-popping ray gun	A science-fiction weapon in the toy arsenal

The role descriptions above are conservative interpretations of the official names, not a damage ranking. Exact damage, fire rate, ammo capacity, and upgrade behavior need gameplay measurement before they belong in a stats table.

Which weapon is best?

There is no evidence-backed universal tier list yet. Choose around the room: melee needs safe access, shotgun-style tools favor closer targets, rapid fire helps maintain pressure, and the sniper slingshot suggests deliberate long-range shots.

Are there weapon upgrades?

The public store and launch descriptions reviewed for this page do not spell out an upgrade system. We will document one only if it appears in the released game or an official guide.

Official sources

• Twisted Tower on Steam
• 3D Realms launch announcement